On my way home from work today I saw a couple WEIRD things. Ok....I'm driving down Burbank Blvd just la-dee-da. Singing some randomness on the radio and rockin out like I always do...chillin at a red light...and then...BOOM! Bicycle High Rise comes cruising into vision! WTH?!?! OMG! I'm so excited!!! Yes! Someone crazier than me!!!
But then...why the HELL is this guy riding a bike that's like the giraffe of bikes. And then the next thought, (you're already there, huh?!?) how in the HELLLLL did this dude mount this monster????
Did he have a running start? Does he have a little mini set of steps? And thennnnn....how does he get OFFFFFF?????? Does he like to be up there to monitor traffic better? Oh Lordy Lord! So many questions and a green light. Bye bye odd bicycle man! Maybe you should think about a helmet homie!!!
Well, off I go thinking of all the things I need to do today. I get through traffic and on the freeway like the "normal" driver that I am. I call in lunch to pick up and as I'm getting off my call something shiny attracts my eye. Now, people, we are not talking a little sparkle (I'm ADD so a little sparkle WOULD grab my attention), but no...we are talking...HUGE BLING 2 lanes to my right! Hooooolllllyyyyyy mother of Gooooddddd!!!! Could it really be???? Yes. Yes it frickin is!!!!! It is...a...MIRRORED...Beamer!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes bitches...take that in!!!!! So, like any level headed California driver I immediate charge recklessly over 2 lanes to get near this guy and speed up to see if my eyes have deceived me. And...oh, they have NOT!!! I followed this S.O.B. for at least a good 5 miles checking out myself in his reflection!!! Look at this beast!!!
And I'm looking around thinking that all my fellow drivers are as excited as I am. They are NOT!! No one cares! What is wrong with this world today??????? Not much gets better than this...
Did he have a running start? Does he have a little mini set of steps? And thennnnn....how does he get OFFFFFF?????? Does he like to be up there to monitor traffic better? Oh Lordy Lord! So many questions and a green light. Bye bye odd bicycle man! Maybe you should think about a helmet homie!!!
Well, off I go thinking of all the things I need to do today. I get through traffic and on the freeway like the "normal" driver that I am. I call in lunch to pick up and as I'm getting off my call something shiny attracts my eye. Now, people, we are not talking a little sparkle (I'm ADD so a little sparkle WOULD grab my attention), but no...we are talking...HUGE BLING 2 lanes to my right! Hooooolllllyyyyyy mother of Gooooddddd!!!! Could it really be???? Yes. Yes it frickin is!!!!! It is...a...MIRRORED...Beamer!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes bitches...take that in!!!!! So, like any level headed California driver I immediate charge recklessly over 2 lanes to get near this guy and speed up to see if my eyes have deceived me. And...oh, they have NOT!!! I followed this S.O.B. for at least a good 5 miles checking out myself in his reflection!!! Look at this beast!!!
And I'm looking around thinking that all my fellow drivers are as excited as I am. They are NOT!! No one cares! What is wrong with this world today??????? Not much gets better than this...
So what does that guy (riding Bicycle High Rise) do if he hits a red light?
ReplyDeleteI'm excited for your blog! You have always cracked me up. I'm glad you're giving others the opportunity as well.
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Thanks Kendra! Love you!!! :)
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